River Song

Hang on, kids. This is where it gets complicated. River's timeline is a knotted ball of string, nearly as bad as the Doctor's, and there's less room for her to experience it in. Attempting to chronicle the stories according to River's personal history is a fool's errand, but here I am, doing it anyway. Expect lots of loops and repetition in the early part of this section, where the TV stories are, but it settles down once we get into the audios. It's never fully straightfoward, but who'd want that? Certainly not River.